Hey, yo! What up? I'm Humberto. But this time I decided to choose a diferent name for the ocassion. In this opportunity, I decided to use my second name. Why? Because I realized that it sound so good when I spell it / pronounce it. But that happens when I use my Spanish. A whole different thing occurs by pronouncing him in Portuguese. By doing so I go happy (yeah, I am using go as well as I could use got because... because it works in that form as well)... I mean. Yeah, try it. I can wait: try to pronouce it: Salvadoj, right? But with my first name, which is Humberto, the sounds really changes because... just try: Humbejjto. Caraca, isso suena...! Oh, hahaha trying to write in Portuguese (keep it there, dude! It ain't our time. So... Well. Yeah.. This is my blog. My first entrada (¡Spanglish!) after a whoooole year. But, my man, I had to do it. If I don't write things are gonna get lazy. I mean, gonna get tela. And I don't like it.
I am trying to write good things. For instance, I'd like to try out some remarks about / impressions about the movies I usually watch and stuff like that. Hey, wait a minute. I was reading some stuff today about haistyles and turns out that hairstyle means peinado and haicut means corte de cabello. Style and Cut make the very whole difference (hey yo, cuz, if you're reading this! I beg you mercy but... I go loco with this adjective "very" / It just reminds me of the word "mero". That's it...). Well, I'm feeling the flow so... Where I was at? Oh, yeah! So, think twice whenever you want to talk about hair stuff, my man. Because people over there is kinda crazy and they might get mad if they see a non-native speaker trying to sound native... by making those little though awful mistakes. So, bear it in mind.
Yeah, as you might noticing I'm trying to keep the timing. I think this time I won't write about the movies I've saw just the last days but... Let me tell you something BROOO: these are the phrases / expresions that I picked out from the movie I saw (A baaaadass movie called Gladiator (1992), you can find it on Netflix, btw). They are as follow...
- Don't muscle it!
This phrase is said at/in the very moment a boxer is blocking (I'm pretty sure there is a more accurate word for it) a hit and his trainer is getting mad because that's not the way he should... react / respond. I mean, the boxer is getting emotional, he ain't thinking and boxing, in the words of the trainer, is all about strategy, it's a mental sport! So... That's why he said that in the very moment they both are kinda locking their both arms resembling (OMG! I'm using this word! Resembling means ASEMEJAR! WTF! hahaha) Be serious, Humberto! resembling two fluffy (descarados, yeah! I just want to use my new stuff! xD) renos amidst a fight (you can also use the word amid, they are just the same haha)
So, why all that long paragraph? I'm giving you context, nigga! (Oh, fuck the N-word!) :c "Don't muscle it would be translated into... No lo fuerces! (that's the Google translator's suggestion haha) But you can use it, my man.
The other one was... I got it immediately, you know? Was: ANGER IS THE ENEMY. And otherwise my crush language is Portuguese I readily translated it and this was the result / outcome (I think outcome is out of context, btw): Raiva é o inimigo. Yeah, a badass phrase that summarizes the motto of the good boxing (WTF, Humberto?). Keep thins in order, don't be a fool, think, papi, think! be smart! Wise up, my bro! Bunches of phrases. So... Gotta go, I hope you enjoyed the reading, ma n... :0
And remember. "keep the language simple and concise", just as the IA robot who wrote that long and atemorizante article for The Guardian! A robot, dude! We're doomed! T_T!
